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« Reply #100 on: February 03, 2008, 09:24:49 PM »

Thanks jlnjy and these are going to be merged
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« Reply #101 on: February 12, 2008, 08:39:53 PM »

This thread is too funny.

One night, my husband was talking about how they were letting guys out that had messed up jackets and I said," Well, what difference does it make what coat the guy is wearing?"

He thought that was funny!

Jacket= prison file
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Its that time again!! Boogity Boogity Boogity


« Reply #102 on: February 12, 2008, 10:09:10 PM »

go to the bathroom and get my lunch money! (i  think its something like that)
sounds nothing like what it means
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« Reply #103 on: February 14, 2008, 03:37:58 PM »

I don't know if this is one or not but my inmate said today

This is there world I am just visiting....


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« Reply #104 on: February 14, 2008, 03:51:12 PM »

S & B -   
It's called 'getting my money'......usually involving an XXX magazine... \
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« Reply #105 on: February 14, 2008, 04:24:58 PM »

I think I like "lunch money" better.   @$_*  Or maybe milk money???   @~-  Did I say that out loud?   @$_*
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« Reply #106 on: February 14, 2008, 06:35:17 PM »

SMD My husband says Its there world I'm just visting too. 
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« Reply #107 on: February 14, 2008, 08:41:40 PM »

 Yes Daz, he said it involved pleasuring themselves to say it nicely
 I swear he said luch money?? Oh well its slang right!!
 
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« Reply #108 on: February 29, 2008, 12:33:56 PM »

eyecandy... female guard
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« Reply #109 on: February 29, 2008, 12:49:51 PM »

Just heard this one a couple days ago...

Twist=C/O

"Ima call you right back and talk another 30 min cuz this twist is cool"
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« Reply #110 on: February 29, 2008, 03:12:05 PM »

That's funny
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« Reply #111 on: February 29, 2008, 03:15:48 PM »

Yup, he uses a few others that were already listed, but that was a new one to add.
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« Reply #112 on: March 09, 2008, 12:56:33 AM »

Shawn told me one in his letter Dip he says it means food
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« Reply #113 on: April 11, 2008, 07:17:25 AM »

Shawn told me a new one Thing in a sock but he used the C word didn't think I should say it on here. but he says it's ground meat  in a thing that looks like a rubber. Ewwww Gross. He says it even tastes nasty but when ya don't have commissary you have to eat  what they fix He hasn't been to Commissary for 3 weeks.
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« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2008, 07:46:50 AM »

 wc26 wc35  What the heck are  you talking about SSC?   wc35

Is this a sex toy or something they actually eat?  wc24
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« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2008, 08:18:16 AM »

They actually Eat it. He told me about it Yesterday.
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« Reply #116 on: April 30, 2008, 10:13:53 AM »

I found the prison slang postings hilarious! Since this is my first experience with prisons in general and I don't know what half of the words mean. Fortunately, I have a brother in law that is a prison guard and he translates for me. When I visit my loved one and he starts using that slang, I give him a funny look and he says "I'm starting to sound like a convict aren't I?".

You honestly have to laugh about some of this stuff or you will go insane!  wc15
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« Reply #117 on: May 01, 2008, 06:43:16 AM »

Deuce up=pair up aka "the buddy system"

as in...
"They make us deuce up when going to chow"
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« Reply #118 on: May 01, 2008, 07:53:11 AM »

 wc35 shawns! My son was at the farm and he told me of this sausage thing they were supposed to eat. Yep, that's what he said they called it....c*** in a sock!  wc36  wc35
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« Reply #119 on: May 01, 2008, 05:19:35 PM »

JSmom that is so   wc36 wc35 wc35 I was like that is nasty but it was funny at the same time.
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